Christmas Story on Cannabis

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the dispensary,
Cannabis enthusiasts were shopping with glee,
The shelves were stocked with goodies galore,
And the air was filled with a festive roar.

The budtenders wore red and green hats,
As they helped customers choose their fats,
The strain names were merry and bright,
Like Sugar Plum Indica and Frosty Night.

The edibles were wrapped in holiday cheer,
With images of snowflakes and reindeer so dear,
The gummies were shaped like candy canes,
And the chocolates were filled with sweet THC strains.

The vapes were packaged in festive flair,
With designs of Christmas trees everywhere,
The cartridges were filled with cheerful scents,
Like Pine Needle OG and Jingle Bells Haze.

The customers laughed and joked as they shopped,
Sharing stories of past Christmas tokes they’ve dropped,
They spoke of how cannabis brings them peace,
And how it’s a part of their holiday traditions.

One woman said, “I use cannabis to calm my nerves,
During this busy season that’s filled with swerves and curves,”
Another man said, “I like to smoke a bowl before I sing carols,”
His friends laughed as he passed around his joints and bowls.

A group of friends gathered around a table,
Sharing a joint as they reminisced on their pastable,
They talked about how cannabis brings them closer,
And how it’s a part of their Christmas story forever.

Outside the dispensary, the snow fell softly,
As the customers left with their cannabis booty,
They walked through the streets with smiles on their faces,
Filled with joy and peace from this cannabis place.

In homes across the land, families gathered ’round,
Sharing stories of Christmases past and present found,
They lit candles and decorated trees brightly,
As they passed around joints filled with holiday spirit so rightly.

Cannabis has become a part of the Christmas tradition,
A way to bring joy and peace to this season so frantic and frigidly chilly.
It’s a way to connect with loved ones in this time of cheer,
And a way to find solace in this time of year so dear.
So let us light our joints and pipes with holiday cheer so brightly near! Merry Christmas to all! May your cannabis be merry and bright!