The Night Before Kush-mas: New 420 Christmas Poem

Get into the holiday spirit with “The Night Before Kush-mas!” A funny, festive new 420 Christmas poem perfect for sharing during your holiday smoke sesh.

🎄 The Night Before Kush-mas

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
The music was bumping, a festive hip-hop.
The shelves were all stocked with green goodies galore,
As last-minute shoppers rushed in through the door.

The budtenders smiled in their red and green hats,
Weighing out flowers and rolling up bats.
The strain names were sparkling, merry and bright,
Like “Sugar Plum Kush” and “The Frosty White Night.”

The edibles sat there, wrapped up in good cheer,
With drawings of snowflakes and red-nosed reindeer.
The gummies were shaped just like small candy canes,
Infused with the finest of THC strains.

The vapes were all packaged with holiday flair,
With terpenes of pine trees filling the air.
Fresh carts that were bursting with seasonal haze,
Like “Gingerbread Cookie” and “Jingle Bell Daze.”

The customers laughed as they waited in line,
Sharing their stories of a Christmas divine.
“I use it,” said one, “just to calm down my nerves,
To handle the family, the curves and the swerves.”

Another man chuckled, “It helps me to sing!
I smoke a fat bowl before caroling.”
He high-fived his buddies and passed round a jar,
Scanning the menu for a holiday star.

Outside the dispensary, snow started to fall,
But inside the vibes were the warmest of all.
They walked out to streets that were covered in white,
Clutching their stash bags and holding them tight.

In homes across town, the lighters were lit,
As families gathered to relax and to sit.
They sparked up the candles and trimmed up the tree,
Sharing the gift of that sweet THC.

Cannabis brings us a new kind of peace,
A moment of calm and a sweet, slow release.
It connects us with friends in this time of the year,
Filling the season with laughter and cheer.

So light up a joint, let the good times take flight, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good height!” 

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

What are some good 420 Christmas traditions?

Aside from reading festive poems, many enthusiasts enjoy making “edible” gingerbread houses, decorating their bong with (safe/non-flammable) festive lights, or hosting a “White Elephant” gift exchange where the gifts are pre-rolls or accessories. Strain-pairing your holiday dinner is also becoming a popular tradition in the US.

Are dispensaries usually open on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?

Most dispensaries in the US treat Christmas Eve as a regular business day, often with extended hours for last-minute shoppers (just like in the poem!). However, many are closed or have limited hours on Christmas Day itself. It is always smart to check your local shop’s website or call ahead before heading out in the snow.

What are the best cannabis strains for the holidays?

For a festive vibe, look for strains with piney or sweet terpene profiles. “Northern Lights” is a classic choice for a cozy night in. Strains like “Sugar Plum Sunset” or anything with “Cookie” in the name (like “Girl Scout Cookies”) fit the dessert-heavy theme of the season perfectly.

Can I share “The Night Before Kush-mas” 420 poem on social media?

No. For the safest version to share 420 poem “The Night Before Cozy-mas” on social media is below:

🌟 The Night Before Cozy-mas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, the errands were through, The feeling of stillness was welcome and true. The fire was glowing, the music was low, Reflecting the magic of fresh winter snow.

The shelves were all stocked with gifts waiting with care, A lovely, warm quiet was filling the air. The staff at the shop wore their festive attire, Helping folks finish the tasks they require.

The scents were enchanting, the mood was just right, Like balsam and cedar, beneath the soft light. The windows held sparkle and holiday gleam, A quiet conclusion to the seasonal dream.

The loved ones were gathered, sharing a laugh, Reflecting on memories from the holiday path. We spoke of how wellness brings peace to the soul, And cherishing moments that make us feel whole.

“I seek out the silence,” said one with a smile, “To quiet the chaos and rest for a while.” Another man added, “It helps me find ease,” Enjoying the comfort beneath the bright trees.

Outside the big window, the soft flakes descended, As friends left the store, their busy day ended. They walked through the streets with a purpose and pace, Carrying calmness from a comforting place.

In homes across town, the holiday’s beginning, A sense of connection and peaceful winning. So let us enjoy this bright, beautiful scene, And focus on moments that keep our hearts keen!

Wishing you peace and good vibes for the season!